If y’all ever visit the Midwest - not sure why you would, though - there is an important social rule that you need to understand:
“No, yeah.” = Yes, definitely.
”Yeah, no.” = Absolutely not.
Also, avoid Chicago at all costs. Yeah, high crime rate is the usual reason people say steer clear, but in my opinion it is more a problem of Chicago having the most aggressive drivers on the planet. Interstate highways leading into Chicagoland are terrifying. Driving in that area is an easy “Yeah, no” from me.
