I love cats

I try to love my neighbour's three cats but:

• they poo on my lawn and in my garden, no matter I put down pepper dust or use electronic devices
• one squeezes through my bedroom window, no matter how tiny a slit I open it, scaring me in the middle of the ight
• the black one hides in my wardrobe, giving me a scare when I reach in to take out bed linen
• I keep falling over the black one, after she's sneaked in without my seeing her
• they eat the wildlife I try to encourage - even trying to paw the baby hedgehogs
• they use my back and front doors as corridors to their territory

But when they sniff me and start purring, I can't resist stroking them. They are creatues you cannot help smiling at, even if other people's cats can be very annoying.

My Boris is black and white, tuxedo, when he decides to sit right outside the door he wonders why I can't see him and end up kicking him and calling him a furry trip hazzard, he swears back at me!

My Boris is black and white, tuxedo, when he decides to sit right outside the door he wonders why I can't see him and end up kicking him and calling him a furry trip hazzard, he swears back at me!

What being sworn at by a cat, or being thought cute when you're asleep? Lol

Yes, for me that's the most hazardous thing as I get older. It happens a lot!