I love cats

How many cats do you have?

What being sworn at by a cat, or being thought cute when you're asleep? Lol

Probably not. I snore louder than a Snark missile. After waking myself snoring one morning, I recorded myself and was shocked . 

Yes, for me that's the most hazardous thing as I get older. It happens a lot!

This is my little poo bum when she was just a wee baby

My Boris is black and white, tuxedo, when he decides to sit right outside the door he wonders why I can't see him and end up kicking him and calling him a furry trip hazzard, he swears back at me!

I try to love my neighbour's three cats but:

• they poo on my lawn and in my garden, no matter I put down pepper dust or use electronic devices
• one squeezes through my bedroom window, no matter how tiny a slit I open it, scaring me in the middle of the ight
• the black one hides in my wardrobe, giving me a scare when I reach in to take out bed linen
• I keep falling over the black one, after she's sneaked in without my seeing her
• they eat the wildlife I try to encourage - even trying to paw the baby hedgehogs
• they use my back and front doors as corridors to their territory

But when they sniff me and start purring, I can't resist stroking them. They are creatues you cannot help smiling at, even if other people's cats can be very annoying.

I often wonder if they think we look cute when we're asleep?