Irritating phrases

'Perfect' is one of mine that I don't like people saying - If everything was 'perfect' then everything and everyone would act the same and it would make life boring - Yes I don't like too many different things as I find making decisions hard, but if everything was the same it would just get too boring

I'm not sure why this really grates on me too, specifically if it follows after I order something - I really don't need a critique of choice, and usually it's something as simple as ordering a black coffee in a rubbish coffee shop. 

"Americano please?"

"Perfect!"

"Grrrrr!"

I'm not sure why this really grates on me too, specifically if it follows after I order something - I really don't need a critique of choice, and usually it's something as simple as ordering a black coffee in a rubbish coffee shop. 

"Americano please?"

"Perfect!"

"Grrrrr!"

It might also be near perfect if I made it myself, in the comfort of my own home. without having to having to waffle at a counter and pay more than I'd buy my coffee for. How close to perfect depends on the number of other people in the house!

You could always tell them that an Americano would be perfect if it was made properly and not just 2 shots of espresso topped up with hot water, the coffe's heavier than the water and sinks to the bottom of the cup.