Hey, guys! Since Christmas is coming up, I want to hear your corniest cracker jokes! Here's one to get us started!
Why does Captain Nemo never get any presents from Santa? Because he's on the Nautilis!
Hey, guys! Since Christmas is coming up, I want to hear your corniest cracker jokes! Here's one to get us started!
Why does Captain Nemo never get any presents from Santa? Because he's on the Nautilis!
Excellent.
You just gave me inspiration for a new joke!
A donkey walks into the bar and asks for a drink.
The barman says “Sorry, I can't hear you mate..”,
and the donkey replies:
“That's because I'm a little hoarse”
Boom boom
Boom boom
Boom boom