Christmas cracker jokes!

Haha that's a good one! The best I can remember of my favourite Christmas cracker joke goes something like this:

Why did Santa's workshop get in trouble? Because they had no elf and safety!

Great idea jamesmac!

I saw these (and more) on an Aussie TV show comp for "Best Dad jokes"

"I told my wife that I was going to build a car made out of spaghetti.... She only believed me when I drove pasta."

“What did the hamburger say to his parents when he introduced his girlfriend?  hi mum, hi dad Meet Patty”

Boom boom. It's the way you tell 'em.

Enjoy, Happy Xmas and Chanukah

Oh, god, those are some really corny ones! Haha!

Oh, god, those are some really corny ones! Haha!