Wishing Well in Dublin

A Dub saw a Wishing Well, with an inscription 'One wish for €2'.

The Dub tossed a €2 coin after wishing, "Make Bords fall in love wit' me!" Afterwards, he was transformed into a Pug.

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  • I don't get it Desmond.

    Because of that fact, I must alert you to the fact that you might be suffering from something that I recently learnt about....it is called unconscious ableism.  It means that you are being unreasonable by making a joke that I don't understand.

    I hope that my intended sarcastic-jokey-statement above (to you) is understood, not only by you, but also by EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has ever been here, or will ever come here.......because if not, then I guess I am also guilty of serious unconscious ableism too.

    Perhaps we should both self-ban ourselves here - or perhaps I will be banned for explaining a new term that was recently explained to me here by another user here - or perhaps we should start a band called "The Banned Ones".........I think my head might explode now......or perhaps I will transmogrify into a Pug myself!!!!!!

    Oh no!!  I just used a long weird word = "transmogrify".......so I guess I should signpost a link to a few webpages that explain what it means, or else I am DEFINITELY guilty of CONSCIOUS ableism?!?  I dread to think what the sanction for conscious ableism is here.......perhaps I should refer myself to the Screwtape Letters for guidance.....or would that be considered too elitist and ecclesiastical?

    Crikey mate - when (and why) did life get so complicated here?!  What is to be done about it?

  • Basically, he wanted to attract women. And women love Pugs.

    Hope that clears the air.

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