Oh no! The zombies are coming What's in front of you right now, to use as a weapon???

Ok so in front of me I have my car key....and a tone of books.....

I could build a fort out of books….that’s an idea, not really a good idea but hey it’s Armageddon, can’t be to fussy XD

Or I fight my way out with my car key!

I’ve got a coca cola can too…sharp, might hurt if it hits your head? But I don’t really want to waste it….

Parents
  • I have a Zulu battle axe in my wardrobe. Ideal! It is identical to the topmost axe in this picture.

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  • I have a Zulu battle axe in my wardrobe. Ideal! It is identical to the topmost axe in this picture.

Children
  • I have an interest in Zulu history, dating back to reading Rider-Haggard's books about 'Umslopogaas of the Axe' as a child. In the books, Umslopogaas is an illegitimate son of Shaka Zulu.