Oh no! The zombies are coming What's in front of you right now, to use as a weapon???

Coffee tequila

At least I'll die happy

Hope you are well & that you've not had to hide in your Hazmat from the Zombies.  Or the mud

I've got a hot cup of tea, and my cat is in the room. I could chuck the hot tea at them (including the mug) but I'd rather take it with me if possible. I feel sure that I could get tired and thirsty running from a zombie apocalypse. The cat would just roll over to be patted, so not much help there. But I do have my fossil collection, and some of those are quite heavy and throwable rocks.

In a book series I read recently, someone described them as "living challenged" !

I love Zombie movies.

In front of me I have sheets of paper, pencils, an eraser and my mobile. They probably won't go for me anyway, if my old teacher is to be believed I'm brain dead anyway, so they'll not pick on me

Oh thank you Iain, would you like me to sort out Trump, Putin, Netanyahu and Iran whilst I'm at it? WOuld you really want me to be zombiefied? If I'm terrifying when living imagine what I'd be like dead!

I'm not a fan of zombie films and programs, I find them boring, shuffling about in the grave clothes moaning and groaning, I prefer vampires, much interesting and always styleish

I love a good zombie movie, especially the lesser known one's. 

1. Anna and the Apocalypse,  a Scottish musical and cross between Shawn of the dead and Anna and the king.
2. In the flesh. A series filmed in Yorkshire and Lancashire, about zombies being treated with drugs and getting their memories back gradually and being integrated back into their families and society  It also tackles the issue of government censorship,  people are forbidden by law to use the word Zombie, zombies are PDS sufferers.  Partially Deceased Syndrome sufferers. 
3. Zomboat. A group of four try to escape a zombie apocalypse in Birmingham by travelling in a slow canal boat.

I was scrolling through and thought this was an opossum. (One of my favourite critters)

Wow. Are those teeth real??

If so Roy I think your safe

As you may or may not know I’m fascinated by Zombies and love playing video games that involve some zombie action as well as watching movies. 
Unfortunately the only things I have to hand atm are 8 square meters of brick slips and a hot water bottle so….. I could take the top off the water bottle and squirt boiling water on them and then hurl brick slips at them before making my escape. 

The only weapon I have is my dog but unfortunately she to friendly to do any harm. She would try to befriend the zombies. I do have kitchen knives I could use but would risk being bitten but hey you live forever might not be so bad. 

Shame on you for discriminating aganst the differently living. That's discrimination!

I'm sure they are just formerly livingtypical people who, through no fault of their own, find themselves with the disability of decomposing while animated and a strong appetite for human flesh.

I can imagine this is likely to cause PTSD in those who were vegan.

Anyway, if I had to chose a weapon I would chose TheCatWoman as she has an almost supernatural ability to make things stop working (especially tech) so I would count on her to have the zombies suffer from spontanious revival back to the world of the living and, probably, become the target for the zombies approaching behind them, buying me time to get away.

I've got my phone and my bag. Dazzle them with the phone torch and then beat them silly with my bag? That's my plan and I'm sticking to it

I’ve got my Octopus who might be able to trip it up so I can get away? I would share a photo but it’s too hard

TheCatWoman said:

I think the only person I'm likely to electrocute is myself

try not to, I enjoy reading your comments in un-electrocuted form ! 

The zombie would lose.

If your dog bit a zombie and died would it become a zombie too? I can think of few things more terrifying!

I have a Jack Russell and I’m not afraid to use it! (Scrappy Doo)

It's partly an outgrowth of PTSD, feeling the need to be safe and partly because of a long standing interest in martial arts. More or less anything can be weaponised, if you're imaginative enough.

I think the only person I'm likely to electrocute is myself, I'm not good with electrics, too much static probably.

I take home security seriously, if they can't get in I should be fine. I have plenty of food in the chest freezer so I'd be fine for a while. Also it also depends on the type of zombie, are they the slow shuffling or the dangerously fast variety.