Bar room barristers!

There are different types of these characters, from the political ones like Nigel Farage and his ilk from all political wings, to the muesli knitters, yogurt weavers and tofu welders and garage guddlers. Muesli knitters are serious back to the land types who want self sufficiency in food and clothing and recomend vile tasting potions to you for every sniffle. Yogurt weavers often add a new age spiritual slant to the previous and seem to think that when they meet that elusive creature known as a soul mate then they will have amazing sex without anyone having to sleep in the wet patch. Tofu welders tend to be male and have new age ideas about technology and how to create it, they are related to garage guddlers although garage guddlers tend to be more nuts and bolts types who would like to reinvent the infernal combustion engine to run on nettle juice or some equally unlikely substance.

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  • Garage guddlers are usually male, people who spend a lot of time in thier workshop/garage/shed surounded by tools and bitds of things that will come in handy one day, they rarely want to buy anything new, unless it's a tool, but want to make something instead. The list of possible things to make is endless and can range from a new type of spade to a nuclear fusion reactor. Sometimes they can be tin foil hat wearers and even go to the extremes of a belt made from metal paper clips that touches the ground to keep them earthed.

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