Bar room barristers!

There are different types of these characters, from the political ones like Nigel Farage and his ilk from all political wings, to the muesli knitters, yogurt weavers and tofu welders and garage guddlers. Muesli knitters are serious back to the land types who want self sufficiency in food and clothing and recomend vile tasting potions to you for every sniffle. Yogurt weavers often add a new age spiritual slant to the previous and seem to think that when they meet that elusive creature known as a soul mate then they will have amazing sex without anyone having to sleep in the wet patch. Tofu welders tend to be male and have new age ideas about technology and how to create it, they are related to garage guddlers although garage guddlers tend to be more nuts and bolts types who would like to reinvent the infernal combustion engine to run on nettle juice or some equally unlikely substance.