Ruling the World

What would you do if you suddenly became empress/or of everything? Obviously we'd all stop wars, end world hunger etc etc, but what more personal things would you do?

I'd make us able to walk a mile in another persons shoes, so we'd get to know what it felt like to be NT and of course they would feel ours.

There are more personal things I'd like to be rid of like all members of the turnip family, BBQ's and people stating the bleeding obvious as though it's some sort of massive revelation.

I'd make shoe and clothing manufacturers make clothes and shoes in a wider range of sizes, shapes, colours and styles AND MOST IMPORTANTLY keep seeling jumpers althrough winter, and not just xmas jumpers, I want normal jumpers!

I'd make the internet work properly, like it used to, when you could search for something and actually get results matching your search criteria and not give you air fryers when you want wellingtons, stuff like that.

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  • I'd make shoe and clothing manufacturers make clothes and shoes in a wider range of sizes, shapes, colours and styles

    That would be wonderful. One of my pet peeves is that choice can be be extremely limited when I'm wanting to buy new bras. Not that I was planning on buying anything, but I recently paid a visit to the Agent Provocateur website just to see if they actually catered for my bust size. I found one item.

    I'd make the internet work properly, like it used to, when you could search for something and actually get results matching your search criteria and not give you air fryers when you want wellingtons, stuff like that.

    In addition to this, I would also stop websites from those doing those marketing adverts that usually say something like, "Based on your previous purchase history, we think you might like this." For example, the purchase history could consist of clothing, but their algorithm seems to think you might like something completely unrelated. Furthermore, I would stop supermarkets from substituting items (for deliveries) with items that are unrelated. If a customer wants a jar of coffee, it is no good substituting it with anything other than coffee.

  • Bra shopping is a nightmare and getting tops that cater for a larger bust size than back size, I don't want a top wider than it's long, I want to be decently covered.

    I've been trying to buy wellingtons for a couple fo weeks now, for some reason shops seem to think that we don't need them in winter. Many wellies are made unisex, womens are sized from 4=7, mens from 8 upwards, being a size 8 I find mens wellies massive, my feet slop about in them, or they're tight at the toes and loose at the heels and flap about lie flip flops, or I can just step out of them. You'd think the obvious thing to do would be to try a size 7, but no, they're way to small, they're not long enough in the foot and are still too narrow, I tried this yesterday and couldn't even get my foot into a size 7 and yet the size 8 was huge.

    I don't do grocery shopping online, I'm very particular about what I have, if I asked for veggie sausages and got meat ones instead I'd be really fed up. Also I get most of my shopping in Lidl and they don't do deliveries.

  • Bra shopping is a nightmare and getting tops that cater for a larger bust size than back size, I don't want a top wider than it's long, I want to be decently covered.

    I have the opposite issue to you, There are some styles of tops that I just cannot wear because the neckline is cut too low, therefore exposing most of my bra. It's not a good look for a small-breasted woman.

    Yes, one would think retailers would have plenty of wellington boots in stock during the winter months, and in a wide variety of sizes. Instead, I have found it to be the case that their stock will consist of footwear that is completely impractical for wearing outdoors in wintry weather, such as strappy sandals with stiletto heels.

  • An artist friend of mine once drew me as a girl with an arrow to my chest saying 'constantly wears a push up bra because she wants the world to be aware that she has breasts at all times.' She was probaby right. I've come to discover about myself I do like atention and showing off.

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  • An artist friend of mine once drew me as a girl with an arrow to my chest saying 'constantly wears a push up bra because she wants the world to be aware that she has breasts at all times.' She was probaby right. I've come to discover about myself I do like atention and showing off.

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