Naughty Step, for Hope

She loves you and was bringing you a present.  It has been on my mind for two days so I need to ask...what's a Sally Rod when it's at home?

Punishment cane, from the past. 

Ultra sore. 

Punishment cane, from the past. 

Ultra sore. 

oh

Jokes and I are sometimes speaking different dialects of the same 'tong'. 

I get the joke now you point it out.

I'm better with sight gags, puns and word play though.

It was meant to be a joke. 

Belling her or leaving her in during the day is the only humane thing to do. Let her out at night. She is not human. She has a cat mind. "punishing" a cat for not behaving like a human is cruel. A bell: it's so easy, the only thing that had ever worked. Problem solved. 

BTW, de-clawing is also an act of cruelty.