Published on 12, July, 2020
Another dead bird, inside, when I returned home.
Though, my cleaner would probably demand the Sally Rod; for her.
She loves you and was bringing you a present. It has been on my mind for two days so I need to ask...what's a Sally Rod when it's at home?
Punishment cane, from the past.
Ultra sore.
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Jokes and I are sometimes speaking different dialects of the same 'tong'.
I get the joke now you point it out.
I'm better with sight gags, puns and word play though.
It was meant to be a joke.
Belling her or leaving her in during the day is the only humane thing to do. Let her out at night. She is not human. She has a cat mind. "punishing" a cat for not behaving like a human is cruel. A bell: it's so easy, the only thing that had ever worked. Problem solved.
BTW, de-clawing is also an act of cruelty.