A Bit Of Fun

Why is a Picasso painting like House of Commons vote? 

The eyes to the right, the nose to the left 

I literally don't know any jokes, so I doubly-appreciate that one.

I must have heard thousands but can never retain them. I can maybe think of about five, some of them from when I was a child. 

How does a three legged horse sound when running?

Clippity.

That’s one of them.  

Sure, you can personal message me.

I would love to have a long chat with you, my grandfather spent six months in Bergen Belsen, perhaps not a chat for tonight. ️

Yep!

Are you a Red Sea pedestrian!

Are you a Red Sea pedestrian!

Sure, you can personal message me.

I would love to have a long chat with you, my grandfather spent six months in Bergen Belsen, perhaps not a chat for tonight. ️

Yep!