A Bit Of Fun

Why is a Picasso painting like House of Commons vote? 

The eyes to the right, the nose to the left 

I literally don't know any jokes, so I doubly-appreciate that one.

I must have heard thousands but can never retain them. I can maybe think of about five, some of them from when I was a child. 

How does a three legged horse sound when running?

Clippity.

That’s one of them.  

Sure, you can personal message me.

I would love to have a long chat with you, my grandfather spent six months in Bergen Belsen, perhaps not a chat for tonight. ️

Yep!

Are you a Red Sea pedestrian!

Hahaha

I only report myself when I'm serious about it...

Thank you!

I had an email last week, asking why I'd reported myself numerous times. Doh.

I voted up for you 

I  have accidentally voted myself down, then tried to reverse it by voting myself up, then decided that looked conceited and voted myself down again so it wouldn't be visible, but it still is.

I know a lot of jokes, mostly Jewish ones, but I'm really bad at telling them. I dream of putting together a Jewish joke book that analyses the jokes to say something meaningful about Jewish culture or the Jewish mindset, but that would probably kill the humour.

I know a lot of jokes, mostly Jewish ones, but I'm really bad at telling them. I dream of putting together a Jewish joke book that analyses the jokes to say something meaningful about Jewish culture or the Jewish mindset, but that would probably kill the humour.

Sure, you can personal message me.

I would love to have a long chat with you, my grandfather spent six months in Bergen Belsen, perhaps not a chat for tonight. ️

Yep!

Are you a Red Sea pedestrian!

Hahaha

I only report myself when I'm serious about it...

Thank you!

I had an email last week, asking why I'd reported myself numerous times. Doh.

I voted up for you 

I  have accidentally voted myself down, then tried to reverse it by voting myself up, then decided that looked conceited and voted myself down again so it wouldn't be visible, but it still is.