Does no one like Crisp sandwiches !!!

Crisp sandwiches are wonderful. 

Ready Salted crisp sandwiches, Salt & Vinegar crisp sandwiches, Cheese & Onion crisp sandwiches, and Prawn Cocktail crisp sandwiches.

I'm not too bothered about whether the bread is buttered, but I am rather partial to a crisp sandwich. Helps to fill the gap when I cannot muster the energy required to bung something in the microwave. I'm easily pleased and not too fussed if the crisps are supermarket own-brand or well-known brand. 

I think there might have briefly been a crisp sandwich cafe in my city. Yes, I own a city. Unfortunately it’s Belfast. Could be worse. At least it’s not Lisburn 

You own a CITY? No wonder people call you Sir Shard o' Van. 

In fact I’ll be keeping the Sir very quiet in my neighbourhood, for… reasons. 

In fact I’ll be keeping the Sir very quiet in my neighbourhood, for… reasons.