Is my terible typing due too Automaticism or Poundland glases?

This is a very, very serious thread. Someone rote to mee the other day, askin for advice; I replief, and my typos were so unreadabuble that they threw my message into a skip, where it resided along with my hopes and dreams.

This seriuus situation cannot continu - so all forum members must get new eyes. Ormaybe I shuld by new glasseses.

PS. I dont know how to do a poll, so you'll have to contribute your own words of abuse aimed at me.

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  • They do have an inherent image problem I guess. I'll have to be careful with the advertising campaign. Maybe the slime could work as glue though, make the snail trails an artistic feature using glitter? (Not our Glitter, the sparkly stuff in tubes!)

    Maybe the shells could be painted pretty colours? And for snail handling the shells are a convenient handle so the slimy bits don't have to be touched - big advantage over slugs!

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