Is my terible typing due too Automaticism or Poundland glases?

This is a very, very serious thread. Someone rote to mee the other day, askin for advice; I replief, and my typos were so unreadabuble that they threw my message into a skip, where it resided along with my hopes and dreams.

This seriuus situation cannot continu - so all forum members must get new eyes. Ormaybe I shuld by new glasseses.

PS. I dont know how to do a poll, so you'll have to contribute your own words of abuse aimed at me.

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  • We could start a you tube channel for snail crafting!

  • I think I may be able to lend a hand, as there are some equally talented snails that can be found lurking in my garage.

    If enough members are interested, I believe all bases will be covered in terms of the skills and know-how required, and I'm sure that we can find a way of navigating around the executive function issues, as it's unlikely to be a problem for everyone all at the same time.

    NAS could sell the creative snails in the online NAS shop, and if we get a prime-time advertising slot on national TV, I reckon we could make an absolute fortune. Grin

  • Darn, I clearly missed my vocation as a snail seller! I'd evidently have been good at it! I wonder if those talented snails are still there lurking around the post boxes of my old flat...

    I'm only an ideas person though, I'd clearly need to recruit other members for all kinds of other business related tasks, not just the witty slogans. Does anyone here *not* have executive function difficulties?

  • Maybe I *might* be tempted to purchase. Yes, I think you're selling the idea of buying. Perhaps, if you're agreeable, you may consider recruiting other members to launch a business? Perhaps Simon could be responsible for thinking up witty slogans to advertise the snails? 

  • They do have an inherent image problem I guess. I'll have to be careful with the advertising campaign. Maybe the slime could work as glue though, make the snail trails an artistic feature using glitter? (Not our Glitter, the sparkly stuff in tubes!)

    Maybe the shells could be painted pretty colours? And for snail handling the shells are a convenient handle so the slimy bits don't have to be touched - big advantage over slugs!