Is my terible typing due too Automaticism or Poundland glases?

Can I ask if the person wot rote to ewe was the Lawyer wot sent me dat cease and deceast letta? Ewe no, the letta ewe got him to send me dat I used to blow my nose on, before I chucked it in the bin.

Dis is indeed a very sirius qwestion. I mean the one wot I am asking, not the qwestion ewe is asking, alldough dat is sirius too.

Do I have to get knew eyes? I has only had my weeding grasses for about 7 munfs, and if I gets knew eyes, I would have to go into hopital and have an oppuration, and my knew eyes mite not work with my wedding glasses, and den I would need knew grasses.

All fings considered, I fink it wood be betta if ewe just got yourself some new glaciers.

You're exempt from my stooopid decree, on account of you being brilliant. 

Dat is wheelie kind of ewe, but if I is exempt, den dat must mean evree one else is too? Am I rite or am I rong?

Is I hallowed to report my own sun for gatecwashing? 

I apologise to you, Paul, or whoever wrote that reply.

Ohnestly Simon, u say yor Isight is fyne butt I fink yor very shortseyeted in the posts u put.

Has someone hoo is knot shur if he is or tistic or not, eet doosent reellee help me to see such an Illoogical quesgion, arnt wee ment to be loogical, that is woot they say, yor quesgion has joost confussed mee, eye joost cant see the point at hall.

Ohnestly Simon, u say yor Isight is fyne butt I fink yor very shortseyeted in the posts u put.

Has someone hoo is knot shur if he is or tistic or not, eet doosent reellee help me to see such an Illoogical quesgion, arnt wee ment to be loogical, that is woot they say, yor quesgion has joost confussed mee, eye joost cant see the point at hall.

Is I hallowed to report my own sun for gatecwashing? 

I apologise to you, Paul, or whoever wrote that reply.