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Is my terible typing due too Automaticism or Poundland glases?

Steven

This is a very, very serious thread. Someone rote to mee the other day, askin for advice; I replief, and my typos were so unreadabuble that they threw my message into a skip, where it resided along with my hopes and dreams.

This seriuus situation cannot continu - so all forum members must get new eyes. Ormaybe I shuld by new glasseses.

PS. I dont know how to do a poll, so you'll have to contribute your own words of abuse aimed at me.

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  • Can I ask if the person wot rote to ewe was the Lawyer wot sent me dat cease and deceast letta? Ewe no, the letta ewe got him to send me dat I used to blow my nose on, before I chucked it in the bin.

    Dis is indeed a very sirius qwestion. I mean the one wot I am asking, not the qwestion ewe is asking, alldough dat is sirius too.

    Do I have to get knew eyes? I has only had my weeding grasses for about 7 munfs, and if I gets knew eyes, I would have to go into hopital and have an oppuration, and my knew eyes mite not work with my wedding glasses, and den I would need knew grasses.

    All fings considered, I fink it wood be betta if ewe just got yourself some new glaciers.

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  • Can I ask if the person wot rote to ewe was the Lawyer wot sent me dat cease and deceast letta? Ewe no, the letta ewe got him to send me dat I used to blow my nose on, before I chucked it in the bin.

    Dis is indeed a very sirius qwestion. I mean the one wot I am asking, not the qwestion ewe is asking, alldough dat is sirius too.

    Do I have to get knew eyes? I has only had my weeding grasses for about 7 munfs, and if I gets knew eyes, I would have to go into hopital and have an oppuration, and my knew eyes mite not work with my wedding glasses, and den I would need knew grasses.

    All fings considered, I fink it wood be betta if ewe just got yourself some new glaciers.

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