Published on 12, July, 2020
I ordered lemon shower gel recently on my online shopping and it was substituted with Mango. When I started using it the smell made me think of eating/ drinking. I am used to lemon perfume in cleaning products but this didn't make me think of a cleansing product. Are there things other people think are not quite right?
IDK tbh the smell of everything makes me sick
I can't imagine how horrible that must be for you. The only smells that tend to cause me major issues are the smell of mushrooms and lavender.
Needless to say, the cinema always smells like it is full of incontinent people to me! It's also a particularly rubbish superpower, but one that always amazes people when hours have past since "the deed" and yet I can state with absolute authority "Who's been eating popcorn." A cross between fee-phi-pho-fum and Red Ridinghood's porridge chronicles !
Sawdust time!
I’m too self conscious to munch popcorn. It has to be a little ice cream tub. Totally silent. Not that I’ve been to the cinema in an age
Mariusz said:I didn't make it to the toilet
I imagine that in that moment you must have wanted the ground to swallow you up? Throwing up is never pleasant, but I consider it acutely embarrassing when done in public with witnesses. Fortunately, I have only been in that situation once, way back when I must have been about 4 or 5 years old, and was sick in the school hall at lunchtime. What a delightful thing to happen when the other children were eating.
I feel like that in an instant when I smell indian incense, something that supposed to kill bad smells. to me it does the opposite, and I'm running to the toilet,
once in a supermarket a man passed by me, and he had that smell on his clothes, I didn't make it to the toilet
Cue the laughter. For some inexplicable reason, I now feel the urge to dash to my bathroom and hang my head over the toilet bowl. Mushroom & Lavender aftershave! Eww!
I am grateful for your special accommodation/adjustments for my curious needs and limitations - and to return the courtesy, I promise never to wear my "Mushrooms and Lavender" aftershave around you ?!
Somehow, I can't eat popcorn like an actual competent person - I always end up looking like a a kind of popcorn yeti, with bits of the grotty stuff stuck to my teeth, nose, hair etc. But then, popcorn does tend to annoyingly stick. It's awful.
Note to self: Never eat popcorn anywhere within the vicinity of Number.