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Covid Comedy?

Plastic

In this time of lockdown and fear, lets lighten the mood.   

Please post your virus jokes......

I was told to wear gloves and a mask when I went shopping.      Imagine my surprise when I saw everyone else wearing clothes.

My yacht-building friend is running his business from home - sails are through the roof!

Apparently, there's going to be a baby boom because of the lockdown.    In 2033 they'll be called the Quaranteens'.

If you needed 144 rolls of toilet paper before a 4-week lockdown, you probably needed to see a doctor long before Covid.

Remember when you could tell the masked bank robbers from the customers?

your go....

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  • They are panic buying sausages & cheese in Germany - it's a Wurst, Kase scenario.

    What's the best way to avoid touching your face?     A pint in each hand.

    All beauty salons are closed - it's going to get ugly out there!

    Some Scandinavian countries have closed their borders - no-one gets across the Finnish line.

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  • They are panic buying sausages & cheese in Germany - it's a Wurst, Kase scenario.

    What's the best way to avoid touching your face?     A pint in each hand.

    All beauty salons are closed - it's going to get ugly out there!

    Some Scandinavian countries have closed their borders - no-one gets across the Finnish line.

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