In this time of lockdown and fear, lets lighten the mood.
Please post your virus jokes......
I was told to wear gloves and a mask when I went shopping. Imagine my surprise when I saw everyone else wearing clothes.
My yacht-building friend is running his business from home - sails are through the roof!
Apparently, there's going to be a baby boom because of the lockdown. In 2033 they'll be called the Quaranteens'.
If you needed 144 rolls of toilet paper before a 4-week lockdown, you probably needed to see a doctor long before Covid.
Remember when you could tell the masked bank robbers from the customers?
your go....
