Published on 12, July, 2020
just say something silly or something that makes you happy or just a favorite word, or really bad advice, or things that wind you up or things that will really wind someone up in a funny way
Lets keep it to 4 lines max
Most caves are formed by water, and no noises from the surface can reach the darkest depths, so spelunkers spend a huge amount of time listening to the "splelunk, spelunk, splelunk..." of wellies stomping through stream passages (to most Yorkshire cavers a "damp" cave = waist deep water!)
I'm pretty sure that it's merely a bizarre coincidence that the Latin for "cave" is "spelunca"!
here is a lovely poem by Spike Milligan
"Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I'll draw a sketch of thee,What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B?"
i hate when my mother says SNAZZY. what is it, the 1970's?
bananas peanuts SOUP ! ----- had to get that out lol
i know what it means buy why ? it took a while but here is why
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/spick-and-span
Wayyyyy before I suspected I had autism, my wife and I used to laugh (both of us!) at how when she said "Does my bum look big in this?" I would answer honestly. I said I did this so that she would know I was telling the truth when I said "No".
To the slightly different question, "Does this make my bum look big?" the answer is usually "No, that's probably the McD's, wine and Galaxy" :-)
OMG what's the etymology of that?
One that irks me a bit is "spick and span" as in "I want this place spick and span when I get back"
Well, I'll get it "spick" for you but I'm not sure about committing to "Span". In other news, what's wrong with clean and tidy?
You're definitely my twin - I learned and memorised how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism when I was about 9 just because it was (so I thought) the longest word there is.
A tenuous leap takes me to Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus and Bovine Sponegiform Encepalopathy because of the rhythms and geekiness of remembering them. The former came up in a pub quiz last week & I finally had my moment :-).
OMG yes - and it's really not hard to get right (assuming no speech impediments). Two other ones are:
I told my dad that I'm a fan of the Oxford Comma.
He said he thought I didn't like camping?
lmao lol
I used to do the same thing when I lived on a farm - I was outstanding in my field.
oh my.. ,,,, you're so naughty
Whenever I have to use the toilet in a pub without buying a drink, I think it's only fair try to help them out by using the little brush by the toilet to spruce the place up a bit - I give the taps & mirror, toilet seat and the door handles a good scrubbing as they are normally well used.
pebble dash - - - - - - -- just makes me happy saying it
oh nice one
jabberwocky
LMAO