Say something silly, give bad advice, things that will really wind someone up, things that wind you up, favourite word

just say something silly or something that makes you happy or just a favorite word, or really bad advice, or things that wind you up or things that will really wind someone up in a funny way

Lets keep it to 4 lines max

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  • One of my own hackneyed expressions. Although note, it is hugely unoriginal and probably further evidence of my parrot tendencies.

    "Such is life!"

    "Mustn't grumble" is horribly stereotyped, but also quite pleasantly pythonesque.

    "Luckily, my Mars Bar was completely undamaged". Used to express bemusement in awkward situations, with a hammed-up Palin accent. (And still no one really noticed the windmills of my mind. Arghh!)

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  • One of my own hackneyed expressions. Although note, it is hugely unoriginal and probably further evidence of my parrot tendencies.

    "Such is life!"

    "Mustn't grumble" is horribly stereotyped, but also quite pleasantly pythonesque.

    "Luckily, my Mars Bar was completely undamaged". Used to express bemusement in awkward situations, with a hammed-up Palin accent. (And still no one really noticed the windmills of my mind. Arghh!)

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