Published on 12, July, 2020
So, I thought that I’d revive my ‘caption this’ threads from a few months ago. I apologise if any pictures get recycled from the olds threads.
Basic rules: I post a silly picture, you post a caption and /or post another picture for myself and other people to caption. I’ll start you off with this. Have fun!
"That pose gets my seal of approval"
seal1 : what do you call a Fish with no eyes?"
seal2 : a FSH !
"thats got to be the sealiest thing I have ever seen"
no but i could have 2 i was thinking that the other day ,,,,,, i loved the eggs
done it for 5-6 years before moving into meditation. most self hypnosis is implemented via a person taking u thru it ( guided hypnosis ). They talk u down into the hypnotic state, cover the work needed to be done eg anxiety reduction,then they talk u back out again ( walking back up stairs, are u are told to wake up ) . Some are used at bedtime whereby u go in the hypno state and them continue on into normal sleep.
I used them to reduce my anxiety and they did take the edge of my severe anxiety.
meditation and self hypnosis i found to be quite similar as Senior moment has just said. Self hypnosis works in 80% of people . It may take 3/4 times before u get into the hypno state but ur first, like sex, can be life changing.
so try it. guided self hypnosis is easier than meditation in my experience.
pure self hypnosis is where u talk urself into the hypno state ,do the work, and talk urself back out - I was able to do this a wee bit but the guided versions were so much easier just put on headphones and switch on ur device and lie on a bed !
tip : u must like the guides voice so try more than one.
there are
relaxation hypnos
anti anxiety hypnos
anti depression
plus more
The light-sabre is soooo much more useful than a truncheon though!
A free back stage pass though.....
The dog is trying to hypnotise us so he can take the bag of gravy bones!
"what! you're going to put 'me' into 'there'?!"
I slept well
That would be a very 'interesting' musical accompaniment!
'Why' does he look so grumpy when he has 'all' those spoons?
Cross-Cultural Appropriation of the Month: Hallamshire University's Maori Society like to perform their Haka accompanied by the clank and tinkle of finest-quality Sheffield Steel cutlery.
PC Darth Vader has recently been reprimanded by Death Star Constabulary for the following galactic violations of Home Office regulations:
(1) The wearing of an obscene non-standard issue motorcycle helmet whilst on patrol.
(2) Using a light-sabre, instead of the more usual truncheon,
(3) The wearing of S&M attire and Hell's Angel colors on duty, rather than the more normal standard police leathers,
(4) Riding a non-standard all-White Vincent Van Gogh Black Shadow with dangerous trainer wheels and an under-inflated back tyre.
(4) The playing of non-standard and inflammatory warning messages on his bike's PA system; such as Don McClean's Starry Starry Knight.