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I'm cheating at my own game now :-) please pick one (or more) from the list:

The last thing I had to clean from the carpet was milk or gravy.

PMSL are they the only two liquids that you drink? The last thing that I had to clean up from my carpet were some sausage roll crumbs that litlun had dropped, luckily not too many as she's quite a careful eater. 

I hope it fails miserably!

Jamie Oliver is now invading the South, this Deli is less than a fortnight post-invasion! Ensuring that no one down here is selling any full sugar fizzy drinks!!!

Jamie Oliver is now invading the South, this Deli is less than a fortnight post-invasion! Ensuring that no one down here is selling any full sugar fizzy drinks!!!

I hope it fails miserably!