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I'm cheating at my own game now :-) please pick one (or more) from the list:

I'm cheating at my own game now :-) please pick one (or more) from the list:

From top to bottom:

A snack that belonged to someone else. I don’t lose food.

Realise what I should have said.

Hiding in the garage.

An indeterminate number of days ago, becase the question is insufficiently specific.

Is a true statement.

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Dog poo.

Even trying as an undiagnosed autistic.

The last thing I had to clean from the carpet was milk or gravy.

Going on my phone whilst locked in the bathroom is how I temporarily escape from my kids!

the last time I shaved it was 2000BC my name is God....