Mouse (right): How do you like my new Rattus Norvegicus hunting trophy floor mat? Trapped him myself, I did, with the latest customised model of the Acme Rat Trap. Hasn't the taxidermist done a wonderfully realistic job!?
Donald the narcissistic pug dog, marking his territory. Both kennels barked out a warning that a high fence or wall would be prohibitively expensive; so it was eventually agreed to construct a flower border instead. Not to be outdone by these DC insiders, the Don decided that a little light watering would deter any further bad hombres from infringing on his personal dog toilet. "So that's Tex Ass done and ..... dusted! Now only three more states to go. Now let us all spray, in order to make America grate again".
Adolescent ducks, still a bit reluctant to try out a brand new dabbling pool. "Don't know what you think Ducks, but I've never really been very keen on condom color schemes at the local leisure centre. It clashes something awful with the algae and pondweed."
The Amazonia Capybara Grooming & Massage parlor. This customer caused some consternation by asking for a cappuccino while he was waiting. But that slight misunderstanding was soon cleared up, with a happy ending.
Because man has messed with this planet so much and all the Grizzly bears are now extinct, man has now taken to dressing as a Grizzly to keep the kids happy when they visit the zoo,
