Mouse (right): How do you like my new Rattus Norvegicus hunting trophy floor mat? Trapped him myself, I did, with the latest customised model of the Acme Rat Trap. Hasn't the taxidermist done a wonderfully realistic job!?
mouse A from metabolism lab meets mouse B from psychology lab
mouse A: Being a lab rat is great, they give you mountains of free food everyday! mouse B: Speak for yourself, I have to solve mazes to get a tiny food pallet.
