Here’s the second instalment of ‘caption this’ , as requested!
Here’s one to start you off:

Here’s the second instalment of ‘caption this’ , as requested!
Here’s one to start you off:

Donald the narcissistic pug dog, marking his territory. Both kennels barked out a warning that a high fence or wall would be prohibitively expensive; so it was eventually agreed to construct a flower border instead. Not to be outdone by these DC insiders, the Don decided that a little light watering would deter any further bad hombres from infringing on his personal dog toilet. "So that's Tex Ass done and ..... dusted! Now only three more states to go. Now let us all spray, in order to make America grate again".