Funny word stuff

I love malapropisms: similar-sounding but incorrect words, which sometimes have a humorous effect.

Here are a couple of recent ones:

  • Viking Worrier Statue (Viking Warrior Statue) for sale on eBay 
  • Emotion Paint (Emulsion Paint) for sale on Marketplace 

Have you seen any funny word stuff? If so, do share!

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  • Around 1990, the cabinet member Edwina Currie was visiting the university to talk to the association of conservative students.  

    Demonstrations were planned and posters put up, saying .

    GIVE CURRIE HER CHIPS

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  • Around 1990, the cabinet member Edwina Currie was visiting the university to talk to the association of conservative students.  

    Demonstrations were planned and posters put up, saying .

    GIVE CURRIE HER CHIPS

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