I love malapropisms: similar-sounding but incorrect words, which sometimes have a humorous effect.
Here are a couple of recent ones:
Have you seen any funny word stuff? If so, do share!
via @BrainLagBooks Twitter
Haha! It's a shame politicians can't be devoted more often.
Hard drives could be defiled, castles demoted and hair departed...
Knew you'd be good at this!
Is shampoo a fake turd?
New meanings for words:
Vestry - room next to the pantry
Catscan - feline bevvy
Logarithm - vibe struck up by lumberjacks...
i must check that out. Humour is very uplifting (especially the silly sort) "laughter is the best medicine" - who said that?
That's the best so far!
I do hope all this larking about doesn't lead to the forum being dismembered!
I wonder if having a pop at Hamlet could be regarded as disdain...
That is brilliant!
Is a jilted bridegroom debrided?
Nail technicians defiled?