I love malapropisms: similar-sounding but incorrect words, which sometimes have a humorous effect.
Here are a couple of recent ones:
Have you seen any funny word stuff? If so, do share!
This is dead funny!
"I’m half asleep, pushing my trolley round the supermarket listening to an announcement about different services the store has to offer, pharmacy, post office, etc. When I hear, ‘... and why not visit our in-store mortician.’ Took me a while to realise she said, ‘optician.’ "
Haha! We have a local radio station which has a strap-line announcement that I always hear the wrong way:
"Always bringing you the biggest hits in Kent."
Try saying 'biggest hits' quickly and you'll see what I mean!
Ha ha. That reminds me of the furniture company that got into trouble over their adverts. They were called "Sofa King"; almost certainly on purpose so that they could use the strap-line "Our prices are Sofa King low!"