Meet your plants

I'm Tubby, a 5 year old cactus. Marianne wonders why I haven't flowered, but seriously, would you flower stuck in a south-facing window in this heat year after year? I was born in a damp Devon climate and never been to my natural home and never will, as my owner dislikes flying. No, I don't want you to see me. She stuffs me with liquid feed [thinking this might encourage me to flower]. No wonder I developed a headache. It's as if spines are stuck all over my head. Actually, there ARE spines all over my head. What a life! Don't talk to me about climate change, I'm right in the middle of it. And I'm surrounded by a whole pack of 'me's who don't even talk though we all have the same birthday. People think cacti are dull but they don't understand how hard it is, with nothing to do except expand. Once you've flowered no one looks at you for a whole year. But unlike her other plants, at least I'm not spineless  .

I didn't understand your post,but it's cool that you have Tubby <3. Where do you keep her in the winter? Is she in a pot?

I didn't understand your post,but it's cool that you have Tubby <3. Where do you keep her in the winter? Is she in a pot?

Oh, plants definitely talk when they're thirsty. They wilt. I don't have cacti, so I can't help. They do make beautiful flowers though. Good luck with Tubby Marianne72

I'll take care to follow that! Thank you.

Tubby is a he? He wil flower eventually. Don't over water cacti.

Firmly ensconsed in a pot. Grumpy old thing, isn't he?? I never knew plants could talk until Lonehare12  suggested they introduce themselves!