The brown fountain.

Trigger warning, this post is going to be horrible, but it might also be amusing to those of you with the darker senses of humour, because it happened to ME and not to YOU!

I don't think I'm brekaing any rules, let's find out!

So I am lying in my sweet bed of rest just drifting off to sleep, and I become aware of a rustling noise by the side of my bed, and some other noises. I wake upto hear what sounds like running water!

Swiftly illumination is found, and I see it is not water cascading into my washing basket full of clean clothes, it is the afore mentioned brown fountain erupting form the rear of my otherwise impeccably well mannered and fsatidiously clean large ginger cat....

I swear, it took me over a week before I could look at him wthot wincing...

It's not all good, being a cat's human companion! 

I took me months to resume recommending them to people.

I told my G/F "Let's get a cat, they don't need much looking after"..

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  • A. pets are mostly awful and I maintain this. B. suprised this didn't end up being a Tubgirl reference.

  • A. Peter, if cats were really "mostly awful", do you think would maintain one? Let alone have done it several times over my life? I've found nothing in my lofe, (not even sex, drugs or money), that is 100% a bringer of joy with zero cost. In simple terms a cat costs abot 25 quid a week in food, unless you (or the cat) is super resuorceful / overly constrained by poverty) Vetinary costs are variable, ranging from zero (an animal owned by a skint person who does not know about the PDSA, to astronomical, you listen to your vet and get your pet vaccinated, flea treated and intubated (the infamous cat "dental") WE skate a sort of mid path, where we don't get the vaccinations and flea treatments but do have to excercise "vigilance" as a result, and occasionally go fro one of thsoe £100 consutaions and twice in forty or so years, I have had to actually DEAL with fleas. But my cats, on the whole, don't hunt.   

    B. Obeyng the principle that you don't HAVE to dive in whenever something truly degenerate pops up on the web, I've managed to not see both "tubgirl" and "two girls one cup". I did get exposed to "meatspin" however when someone maliciously set my browser to point at it towards the end of my spell working for the NHS... 

  • I mean you said it. You pay for it and it poops on your floor, scratches you, wrecks your stuff, needs constant care and atention, and unlike a child is never going to grow into a fully rounded person who can have an interesting conversation with you. An AI chat bot is better than that, cheeper too. I'd rather have kids, not that I'm particularly familly orented. At least you get to enjoy watching them develop into hopfully interesting people.

  • Having a pet, or better yet, an animal companion could be seen from a different perspective as a marker as to how much spare capacity you have to consider the needs of something/someone else.. My kindness to animals is apparently one of my more attractiev features and I know that people of both sexes occasionally express pleasure when they see me having a nice interaction with our cats. 

    People's pets behaviour MAY be a good indicator of their owners more hidden personal qualities. OR it might be that people think that is true. 

    I get your point of view I believe, having held similar views myself until a hamster one day started unmistakably playing a game with me, and clearly enjoying it. I don't know how that can be possible with such a tiny brain and all, but it was unmistakeable, and opened my eyes to the fact that amimals have "feelings" occasionally like my own. 

    Their simple honesty about what feelings they do experience makes them a refreshing change from the human world of deception and masking and banter and, just, "stuff", PLUS it cannot be denied we generally (less with cats, which I like tbf) have the upper hand in the power dynamics for a change, and we get to play/be the despot or benevolent powerful entity just as we choose.

    For those of us that "get" animals there's a terrible urge to "fill in the blanks in the poor persons understanding" just as people get about other things occasionally, but I'm grateful for your as always well expressed point of view.

    I am also grateful that you have provided us with a more lighlty moderated and "secure" forum elsewhere on the internet free of charge, and where you have already provided some thought provoking and interesting Autistic information, adn space for more "adult" discussions I believe if people feel the need for those. 

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  • Having a pet, or better yet, an animal companion could be seen from a different perspective as a marker as to how much spare capacity you have to consider the needs of something/someone else.. My kindness to animals is apparently one of my more attractiev features and I know that people of both sexes occasionally express pleasure when they see me having a nice interaction with our cats. 

    People's pets behaviour MAY be a good indicator of their owners more hidden personal qualities. OR it might be that people think that is true. 

    I get your point of view I believe, having held similar views myself until a hamster one day started unmistakably playing a game with me, and clearly enjoying it. I don't know how that can be possible with such a tiny brain and all, but it was unmistakeable, and opened my eyes to the fact that amimals have "feelings" occasionally like my own. 

    Their simple honesty about what feelings they do experience makes them a refreshing change from the human world of deception and masking and banter and, just, "stuff", PLUS it cannot be denied we generally (less with cats, which I like tbf) have the upper hand in the power dynamics for a change, and we get to play/be the despot or benevolent powerful entity just as we choose.

    For those of us that "get" animals there's a terrible urge to "fill in the blanks in the poor persons understanding" just as people get about other things occasionally, but I'm grateful for your as always well expressed point of view.

    I am also grateful that you have provided us with a more lighlty moderated and "secure" forum elsewhere on the internet free of charge, and where you have already provided some thought provoking and interesting Autistic information, adn space for more "adult" discussions I believe if people feel the need for those. 

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