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The brown fountain.

I Sperg

Trigger warning, this post is going to be horrible, but it might also be amusing to those of you with the darker senses of humour, because it happened to ME and not to YOU!

I don't think I'm brekaing any rules, let's find out!

So I am lying in my sweet bed of rest just drifting off to sleep, and I become aware of a rustling noise by the side of my bed, and some other noises. I wake upto hear what sounds like running water!

Swiftly illumination is found, and I see it is not water cascading into my washing basket full of clean clothes, it is the afore mentioned brown fountain erupting form the rear of my otherwise impeccably well mannered and fsatidiously clean large ginger cat....

I swear, it took me over a week before I could look at him wthot wincing...

It's not all good, being a cat's human companion! 

I took me months to resume recommending them to people.

I told my G/F "Let's get a cat, they don't need much looking after"..

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  • in reply to Peter
    Peter said:
    pets are mostly awful

    You could not be more wrong if you tried......in my opinion.

  • in reply to Peter

    Pets are awesome. I couldn’t be without my furry buddy.

  • in reply to Peter

    A. Peter, if cats were really "mostly awful", do you think I would maintain one? Let alone have done it several times over my life? I've found nothing in my lofe, (not even sex, drugs or money), that is 100% a bringer of joy with zero cost. In simple terms a cat costs abot 25 quid a week in food, unless you (or the cat) is super resuorceful / overly constrained by poverty) Vetinary costs are variable, ranging from zero (an animal owned by a skint person who does not know about the PDSA, to astronomical, you listen to your vet and get your pet vaccinated, flea treated and intubated (the infamous cat "dental") WE skate a sort of mid path, where we don't get the vaccinations and flea treatments but do have to excercise "vigilance" as a result, and occasionally go fro one of thsoe £100 consutaions and twice in forty or so years, I have had to actually DEAL with fleas. But my cats, on the whole, don't hunt.   

    B. Obeyng the principle that you don't HAVE to dive in whenever something truly degenerate pops up on the web, I've managed to not see both "tubgirl" and "two girls one cup". I did get exposed to "meatspin" however when someone maliciously set my browser to point at it towards the end of my spell working for the NHS...