Published on 12, July, 2020
I'm new here. I'm 57 years old, but I've never grown up. I score 47/50 on the autism quotient and 6/50 on the empathy quotient. I have an IQ of 174 and no social skills. I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome in 2015, and have intermittently been diagnosed with major depression and severe anxiety. I haven't been outside my house since February, but I don't feel lonely. I have a sense of humour.
Will that do?
Welcome!
PJR said:I have a sense of humour.
I had to re-read your post a few times to check I hadn't missed something humorous. Did I miss a joke?
No, you didn't miss a joke.
Here's a joke from Milton Jones:
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon, but it never really took off.
"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets"
Perhaps we should move to the humour thread!
Yes, I'll look at that thread.
But one day recently, when I'd been having trouble typing, I went to bed and fell asleep and dreamed that I was excavating an underground passage in the hope of reaching a friend who would give me a lift in his motorised vehicle.
It turned out that I was suffering from car-pal tunnel syndrome.