Shaking hands with the unemployed...

Or whatever euphemism you choose to use for self-pleasure. None of my medical people seemed to be familllliar with that term.

I have started engaging in this on medical advice; I have no lovely lady in my life at the moment for one thing. I am on venlafaxine, which was also causing discharge to come out when I was doing a number 2.

Unfortunately, it is taking up to 20 minutes - or more - to produce the cream and then there is the issue of dealing with the end product. I live at home with my mother for one thing... so I can't exactly put a stiff sock out.

Any advice for a) making the process go a bit quicker and b) containing, then disposing of the evidence?

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    laddie49 said:

    As to why the thread might cause embarassment I fail to understand why.

    You and I might struggle to understand what other people might think because we both have autism! However, I don't think it is a huge stretch of imagination to think that someone might not want to people to think that they had written this sort of rather private and intimate stuff.

    All men and women masturbate even if they deny it publicly I think.

    There are exceptions to this. If you said most rather than all then I would agree. io9.gizmodo.com/how-often-men-and-women-masturbate-by-age-1583854130 says that it, like teenage sex, is not as common as people might think.

    Recombinantsocks asked how often is "normal" to which I would say whenever your brain tells you to. The chemical messages from your body to your brain will guide you.

    If you have read Portnoy's Complaint then I think you might agree that anything can be done to excess. However, this isn't the OP's problem as I understand it.

    Laddie is a pseudonym by the way as should all "handles" be. It is against the house rules to use real names or addresses in posts as far as I am aware. Correct me if that is wrong.

    Agreed. The issue here is that he has, albeit without any bad intent, used someone else's real name.

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    laddie49 said:

    As to why the thread might cause embarassment I fail to understand why.

    You and I might struggle to understand what other people might think because we both have autism! However, I don't think it is a huge stretch of imagination to think that someone might not want to people to think that they had written this sort of rather private and intimate stuff.

    All men and women masturbate even if they deny it publicly I think.

    There are exceptions to this. If you said most rather than all then I would agree. io9.gizmodo.com/how-often-men-and-women-masturbate-by-age-1583854130 says that it, like teenage sex, is not as common as people might think.

    Recombinantsocks asked how often is "normal" to which I would say whenever your brain tells you to. The chemical messages from your body to your brain will guide you.

    If you have read Portnoy's Complaint then I think you might agree that anything can be done to excess. However, this isn't the OP's problem as I understand it.

    Laddie is a pseudonym by the way as should all "handles" be. It is against the house rules to use real names or addresses in posts as far as I am aware. Correct me if that is wrong.

    Agreed. The issue here is that he has, albeit without any bad intent, used someone else's real name.

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