Or whatever euphemism you choose to use for self-pleasure. None of my medical people seemed to be familllliar with that term.
I have started engaging in this on medical advice; I have no lovely lady in my life at the moment for one thing. I am on venlafaxine, which was also causing discharge to come out when I was doing a number 2.
Unfortunately, it is taking up to 20 minutes - or more - to produce the cream and then there is the issue of dealing with the end product. I live at home with my mother for one thing... so I can't exactly put a stiff sock out.
Any advice for a) making the process go a bit quicker and b) containing, then disposing of the evidence?