Shaking hands with the unemployed...

Or whatever euphemism you choose to use for self-pleasure. None of my medical people seemed to be familllliar with that term.

I have started engaging in this on medical advice; I have no lovely lady in my life at the moment for one thing. I am on venlafaxine, which was also causing discharge to come out when I was doing a number 2.

Unfortunately, it is taking up to 20 minutes - or more - to produce the cream and then there is the issue of dealing with the end product. I live at home with my mother for one thing... so I can't exactly put a stiff sock out.

Any advice for a) making the process go a bit quicker and b) containing, then disposing of the evidence?

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  • I am sure there are many Stephen Harris's in the world.

    Best thing to do is to open a fresh account under a new pseudonym if you are concerned at all about this Stephen. As to why the thread might cause embarassment I fail to understand why. All men and women masturbate even if they deny it publicly I think.

    Recombinantsocks asked how often is "normal" to which I would say whenever your brain tells you to. The chemical messages from your body to your brain will guide you.

    Laddie is a pseudonym by the way as should all "handles" be. It is against the house rules to use real names or addresses in posts as far as I am aware. Correct me if that is wrong.

    As an aside there is an article in the Guardian today on this subject.

    Take care, Laddie.

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  • I am sure there are many Stephen Harris's in the world.

    Best thing to do is to open a fresh account under a new pseudonym if you are concerned at all about this Stephen. As to why the thread might cause embarassment I fail to understand why. All men and women masturbate even if they deny it publicly I think.

    Recombinantsocks asked how often is "normal" to which I would say whenever your brain tells you to. The chemical messages from your body to your brain will guide you.

    Laddie is a pseudonym by the way as should all "handles" be. It is against the house rules to use real names or addresses in posts as far as I am aware. Correct me if that is wrong.

    As an aside there is an article in the Guardian today on this subject.

    Take care, Laddie.

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