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Shaking hands with the unemployed...

StephenHarris

Or whatever euphemism you choose to use for self-pleasure. None of my medical people seemed to be familllliar with that term.

I have started engaging in this on medical advice; I have no lovely lady in my life at the moment for one thing. I am on venlafaxine, which was also causing discharge to come out when I was doing a number 2.

Unfortunately, it is taking up to 20 minutes - or more - to produce the cream and then there is the issue of dealing with the end product. I live at home with my mother for one thing... so I can't exactly put a stiff sock out.

Any advice for a) making the process go a bit quicker and b) containing, then disposing of the evidence?

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  • Maybe you don't have a lock on your bedroom door or don't have a mother who goes out at set times. You may have a laptop/pad you could take to the bathroom with you, hidden discreetly under regular magazines. Or even brazenly take it & use it to play music to hide the noise (if any). Under the guise of needing a number 2. Most men seem to know of popular porn sites. Make sure you have an antivirus programme. Do the necessary & use loo roll to clear away the evidence. It's part of having hormones & nothing to feel guilty about. Feel a clear conscious that you didn't sleep with a woman who could've killed your unplanned baby. Abstaining from sex until you're married is admirable. It's just a shame you don't seem to have a male role model who you can talk to about this. I guess the church would want to steer well clear of this topic given its disturbing sex abuse past.

    If you're particularly worried about mess & time taken. You could finish in the bath & shower off after.

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  • Maybe you don't have a lock on your bedroom door or don't have a mother who goes out at set times. You may have a laptop/pad you could take to the bathroom with you, hidden discreetly under regular magazines. Or even brazenly take it & use it to play music to hide the noise (if any). Under the guise of needing a number 2. Most men seem to know of popular porn sites. Make sure you have an antivirus programme. Do the necessary & use loo roll to clear away the evidence. It's part of having hormones & nothing to feel guilty about. Feel a clear conscious that you didn't sleep with a woman who could've killed your unplanned baby. Abstaining from sex until you're married is admirable. It's just a shame you don't seem to have a male role model who you can talk to about this. I guess the church would want to steer well clear of this topic given its disturbing sex abuse past.

    If you're particularly worried about mess & time taken. You could finish in the bath & shower off after.

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