I am articulate, but I still manage to get my mucking furds wuddled and I have terrible foot in mouth disease, even worse I try and get the first foot out of my mouth with the second foot.
Sometimes I think people deliberately take things the wrong way, I know everyone has days when they're more sensitive than others, but.....
Sometimes it feels like someone else has taken control of my mouth and it's not my words being spoken, my brain knows what order they should come out in, but they get jumbled up on the way to and out of my mouth.
What's worse is people then get offended, won't accept that offence wasn't my intention and give me a mouthful and when I tell them if I wanted to be offensive I'd have said ...., it makes it even worse. Sometimes I wonder why I bother saying anything to anyone.
