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I was thinking of doing a thread of jokes and humor.

on Thursday  my evening routine went out without any fore warning cause someone who doesnt know my evening routine due to not being with me in the evening and stuff told the person who was going to be with me this evening who doesnt know my routine either and there waa some sort of mis communication

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she aparantly told me out of nowhere when i was having my meds but she started going on about something else aswell and I was unable to process everything cause it takes longer than normal for me to process things cause of my learning disability sometimes

but also cause I had a sore throat that kept me up the previous night and my sore throat has been worse today Iv been taking something for it.  I dont tend to cope with them well cause they afect the texsture of food i will eat and im very fussy about texture anyway and so was too distracted by all that.  

she was also talking too fast for me to process the words and sentences  and I thought she was just going over my usual routine and so didnt pay much attention cause I already know it and she aparantly thought I agreed with certain  times that ended up throwing my routine out the window and I was completely unaware of any changes until the last minute

when I t told her what she said didnt make sense cause its not my routine and she didnt take that well when I told her and I found the change odd and it caused lots of upset to my routine

so cause of everything that happened that  evening im even more up for humor and laughter and for that reason and the fact I was thinking about doing a joke and humor thread anyway there is no better time time like the  present to make people laugh 

here are some jokes and humor I have come up with so far 

I make up funny words in my head to use as alternatives to rude words or swear words so thought it would be one cool idea to do with humor 

when I was a child  I mainly copyed my speacial interests rather than my parents and although they have a habit of swearing sometimes I still chose not to copy them and so have never been known to swear  ever since I was little and dont do it even when alone instead I automaticaly come out with all sorts of  funny things as always but  thats just me. I like making up funny words  and my brain automaticaly says funny things instead and so I come up with all sorts of funny things even when im fustraited or iv realised iv made a mistake ir I have an acident so thought funny words would be a good idea cause its a type of humor I could use for the joke thread 

heres one of my favourate funny things I say 

oh flap- referance to birds flapping when startled 

but its the flapping part i find funny and one of my favourate phraises 

next I like different types of humor 

what do you get when  a crab gets into a fight 

an all out brawl 

what do you get when a  teritorial  shore  crab crosses   paths with a  hermit? krabby 

then theres other funny humor and jokes to come up with aswell. although its about wildlife it can be about anything and thought it would be a good idea for a thread 

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  • So today i havnt been thinking properly cause my mind is still processing things cause iv had alot of things  going on as a result I have done lots of funny things 

    first one was this morning I went to the cuboard and took a plate out for my lunch but my mind was so busy that i oblivious to what i was doing put the plate back in then took it out and put it back in a couple of times causeing me to be comfused as to why i still havnt put my plate on the side yet. i did put it on the side eventualy. i put my crumpits on the plate on the table and sat down with my crumpits un buttered and was there for some time before i realised that i was sitting on the chair with a crumpit in front of me with butter then put on the side and buttered it as usual. later on in the afternoon i came down for a snack. had some. then wanted a yogurt but i was stareing at it for a few minutes so in the end i just went up stairs. came back down i was like going to get the yogurts out this time but was anxious about taking the yogurts out and taking it out made me more anxious so i ended up getting the rest of the yogurts out and spent the next couple of minutes choosing from all 3 even though there all the same as i was annxious about having any of them even though i really wanted them so i said to one of the staff i just cant decide which yougurts i want iv been at it for ages. eventualy i just put it back in and put them all back in making sure they were all exactly as they were before i took them out. then i looked in my snack cupboard and stared at it for 5 minutes cause i couldnt decide what on earth i wanted so i just stood there and  stared at it for some time. then i opened it again and closed it again then opened it again and i was like im just going to go upstairs now and didnt have anything 

    now this evening after washing up a spoon i put it on the table for some reason so i put it in the draw. but i also had my plate and i hovered it over the draw that was still open  and was going to put it in the fork and knife and spoon draw then i was like why are you putting it in the draw so put it in the plate cuboard 

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  • So today i havnt been thinking properly cause my mind is still processing things cause iv had alot of things  going on as a result I have done lots of funny things 

    first one was this morning I went to the cuboard and took a plate out for my lunch but my mind was so busy that i oblivious to what i was doing put the plate back in then took it out and put it back in a couple of times causeing me to be comfused as to why i still havnt put my plate on the side yet. i did put it on the side eventualy. i put my crumpits on the plate on the table and sat down with my crumpits un buttered and was there for some time before i realised that i was sitting on the chair with a crumpit in front of me with butter then put on the side and buttered it as usual. later on in the afternoon i came down for a snack. had some. then wanted a yogurt but i was stareing at it for a few minutes so in the end i just went up stairs. came back down i was like going to get the yogurts out this time but was anxious about taking the yogurts out and taking it out made me more anxious so i ended up getting the rest of the yogurts out and spent the next couple of minutes choosing from all 3 even though there all the same as i was annxious about having any of them even though i really wanted them so i said to one of the staff i just cant decide which yougurts i want iv been at it for ages. eventualy i just put it back in and put them all back in making sure they were all exactly as they were before i took them out. then i looked in my snack cupboard and stared at it for 5 minutes cause i couldnt decide what on earth i wanted so i just stood there and  stared at it for some time. then i opened it again and closed it again then opened it again and i was like im just going to go upstairs now and didnt have anything 

    now this evening after washing up a spoon i put it on the table for some reason so i put it in the draw. but i also had my plate and i hovered it over the draw that was still open  and was going to put it in the fork and knife and spoon draw then i was like why are you putting it in the draw so put it in the plate cuboard 

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