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Zo

I was thinking of doing a thread of jokes and humor.

on Thursday  my evening routine went out without any fore warning cause someone who doesnt know my evening routine due to not being with me in the evening and stuff told the person who was going to be with me this evening who doesnt know my routine either and there waa some sort of mis communication

for context

she aparantly told me out of nowhere when i was having my meds but she started going on about something else aswell and I was unable to process everything cause it takes longer than normal for me to process things cause of my learning disability sometimes

but also cause I had a sore throat that kept me up the previous night and my sore throat has been worse today Iv been taking something for it.  I dont tend to cope with them well cause they afect the texsture of food i will eat and im very fussy about texture anyway and so was too distracted by all that.  

she was also talking too fast for me to process the words and sentences  and I thought she was just going over my usual routine and so didnt pay much attention cause I already know it and she aparantly thought I agreed with certain  times that ended up throwing my routine out the window and I was completely unaware of any changes until the last minute

when I t told her what she said didnt make sense cause its not my routine and she didnt take that well when I told her and I found the change odd and it caused lots of upset to my routine

so cause of everything that happened that  evening im even more up for humor and laughter and for that reason and the fact I was thinking about doing a joke and humor thread anyway there is no better time time like the  present to make people laugh 

here are some jokes and humor I have come up with so far 

I make up funny words in my head to use as alternatives to rude words or swear words so thought it would be one cool idea to do with humor 

when I was a child  I mainly copyed my speacial interests rather than my parents and although they have a habit of swearing sometimes I still chose not to copy them and so have never been known to swear  ever since I was little and dont do it even when alone instead I automaticaly come out with all sorts of  funny things as always but  thats just me. I like making up funny words  and my brain automaticaly says funny things instead and so I come up with all sorts of funny things even when im fustraited or iv realised iv made a mistake ir I have an acident so thought funny words would be a good idea cause its a type of humor I could use for the joke thread 

heres one of my favourate funny things I say 

oh flap- referance to birds flapping when startled 

but its the flapping part i find funny and one of my favourate phraises 

next I like different types of humor 

what do you get when  a crab gets into a fight 

an all out brawl 

what do you get when a  teritorial  shore  crab crosses   paths with a  hermit? krabby 

then theres other funny humor and jokes to come up with aswell. although its about wildlife it can be about anything and thought it would be a good idea for a thread 

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  • so one day It was hot inside but cold outside i was looking out the window the sky was as white as a white blanket and it was quiwt dark so I said its very sunny today isnt it maybe you should sit outside and bathe in the sun 

    then i proceeded to say that we need to turn the heating down but alternatively we could just go outside cause its cooler outside than inside even when its hot 

    when it was raining if I was stuck out in the rain with family I usied to say well wev had a shower thats the main thing and I dont need a hairwash cause we are wet enough already. 

    staff sometimes go out for there breacks. after i had my meds when there was thunder and lightening I said so do you want go outside? 

    the other person said no so I said I thought you liked thunder and lightening them they said not when its lightening so I said well ok then 

    when autumn arived It got dark earlyer so in the morning I said good afternoon and good evening  and good night

    or In the afternoon I used to say good morning

    and in the evening good afternoon and in the morning good evening 

    i did it on purpose and did it almost every day   

    the morning would be the evening if I was still tired but iif im not tired the morning would be called the afternoon amd the afternoon the evening since it gets dark earlyer 

    eventualy I got into a habit of doing it every autumn and whatever one i used in spring for spring  or whatever one i used for summer i would use for summer since it gets dark later in summer 

    in summer 

    I would say good morning in the afternoon since its light for longer and good afternoon in the evening 

    and so  eventualy ended up saying the wrong words for the wrong times of day when not doing intentionaly anymore and due to it becoming a habit  without being aware cause of it and  having to correct myself and eventualy get out of the habit and use it in the right order 

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  • so one day It was hot inside but cold outside i was looking out the window the sky was as white as a white blanket and it was quiwt dark so I said its very sunny today isnt it maybe you should sit outside and bathe in the sun 

    then i proceeded to say that we need to turn the heating down but alternatively we could just go outside cause its cooler outside than inside even when its hot 

    when it was raining if I was stuck out in the rain with family I usied to say well wev had a shower thats the main thing and I dont need a hairwash cause we are wet enough already. 

    staff sometimes go out for there breacks. after i had my meds when there was thunder and lightening I said so do you want go outside? 

    the other person said no so I said I thought you liked thunder and lightening them they said not when its lightening so I said well ok then 

    when autumn arived It got dark earlyer so in the morning I said good afternoon and good evening  and good night

    or In the afternoon I used to say good morning

    and in the evening good afternoon and in the morning good evening 

    i did it on purpose and did it almost every day   

    the morning would be the evening if I was still tired but iif im not tired the morning would be called the afternoon amd the afternoon the evening since it gets dark earlyer 

    eventualy I got into a habit of doing it every autumn and whatever one i used in spring for spring  or whatever one i used for summer i would use for summer since it gets dark later in summer 

    in summer 

    I would say good morning in the afternoon since its light for longer and good afternoon in the evening 

    and so  eventualy ended up saying the wrong words for the wrong times of day when not doing intentionaly anymore and due to it becoming a habit  without being aware cause of it and  having to correct myself and eventualy get out of the habit and use it in the right order 

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