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Zo

I was thinking of doing a thread of jokes and humor.

on Thursday  my evening routine went out without any fore warning cause someone who doesnt know my evening routine due to not being with me in the evening and stuff told the person who was going to be with me this evening who doesnt know my routine either and there waa some sort of mis communication

for context

she aparantly told me out of nowhere when i was having my meds but she started going on about something else aswell and I was unable to process everything cause it takes longer than normal for me to process things cause of my learning disability sometimes

but also cause I had a sore throat that kept me up the previous night and my sore throat has been worse today Iv been taking something for it.  I dont tend to cope with them well cause they afect the texsture of food i will eat and im very fussy about texture anyway and so was too distracted by all that.  

she was also talking too fast for me to process the words and sentences  and I thought she was just going over my usual routine and so didnt pay much attention cause I already know it and she aparantly thought I agreed with certain  times that ended up throwing my routine out the window and I was completely unaware of any changes until the last minute

when I t told her what she said didnt make sense cause its not my routine and she didnt take that well when I told her and I found the change odd and it caused lots of upset to my routine

so cause of everything that happened that  evening im even more up for humor and laughter and for that reason and the fact I was thinking about doing a joke and humor thread anyway there is no better time time like the  present to make people laugh 

here are some jokes and humor I have come up with so far 

I make up funny words in my head to use as alternatives to rude words or swear words so thought it would be one cool idea to do with humor 

when I was a child  I mainly copyed my speacial interests rather than my parents and although they have a habit of swearing sometimes I still chose not to copy them and so have never been known to swear  ever since I was little and dont do it even when alone instead I automaticaly come out with all sorts of  funny things as always but  thats just me. I like making up funny words  and my brain automaticaly says funny things instead and so I come up with all sorts of funny things even when im fustraited or iv realised iv made a mistake ir I have an acident so thought funny words would be a good idea cause its a type of humor I could use for the joke thread 

heres one of my favourate funny things I say 

oh flap- referance to birds flapping when startled 

but its the flapping part i find funny and one of my favourate phraises 

next I like different types of humor 

what do you get when  a crab gets into a fight 

an all out brawl 

what do you get when a  teritorial  shore  crab crosses   paths with a  hermit? krabby 

then theres other funny humor and jokes to come up with aswell. although its about wildlife it can be about anything and thought it would be a good idea for a thread 

Parents

  • this morning from when i got up and got ready iv been mainly wearing sunglasess cause the lighting in the house is too bright even though it hasnt got any brighter than normal. when i put them on i usualy look like a secret agent.  due to my learning disability i can only make simple food for breackfast and lunch and for lunch its usualy bread or cereal.  proper food like tea is made for me instead. so this morning I thought i would do a test and see how well i can make my breackfast blindfolded cause iv made my breackfast so often. it went well mostly. I  came up the stairs to let them know im ready for medication and I was wearing black sunglasess cause the house is way to bright and said im ready. I said guess what i made my breackfast blindfolded which made the person laugh and say what are you got spidy sense.  then later I came down only to go back up again to get my laundry for them to put in the washing machine  and ran into the person from earlier

    who i acidently scared made jump on the stairs and I said sorry i made you jump and then she said no its not you its your glasses that made me jump 

  • in reply to Zo

    I think it's so funny that you made your breakfast blindfolded Joy

  • in reply to SpikeyMark

    I do do things like that sometimes. i like to test myself and challange myself it can be funny sometimes depending in the idea i come up with. iv done things like prepeare for simulataneous weathers all at once by wearing a thsirt and shorts under a jumper and trousers to be safe. once i wore a jumper and shorts home but literaly packed a pair of trousers to wear just in case. 

    Iv also tried drawing something with 2 hands simultaneously and it was a sucess even though im mainly right handed. iv also writeen with two hands simultaneously. once i put something in Mums hood while shes walking. when she put it up on her head she did find out eventualy not at first though. when i had my tonsolitus before i was diagnosed with it someone had to get some money with me so that i could take a bus cause the car was broken so I wore a exstremely thick and baggy winter coaat with a big thick hood  covers amost all of  my forehead cause its so big and big baggy collars that are so big it covers my mouth help cover my mouth and thick trousers   when it was sunny so no air goes down my throat. 

    we went to get snacks while we were at it soft ones for my throat and i was the only one wearing a thick winter coat and trousers 

    outside when I walked from the house to a place to get money out with the person and inside the  shop most people were wearing either jumpers or tshirts and not coats cause it was warm people looked at me on the way there and in the shop and on the way back but I wasnt bothered people looking at me isnt something that is important to me if people look at me for any reason when I go out. I told the person  taking me  its for self loyalty to protect my throat so the person with me  knew why i was doing it. 

    when i was little I crawled through a cat flap and worried the one who was takng care of me so much she looked around everywhere for me and even phoned Mum and let her know she lost me but eventualy she found out.

    dont know if i should tell people about the banana sword fight. I sword fighted the babysitters son and gave him a banana to take a  bite out of every time. 

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  • in reply to SpikeyMark

    I do do things like that sometimes. i like to test myself and challange myself it can be funny sometimes depending in the idea i come up with. iv done things like prepeare for simulataneous weathers all at once by wearing a thsirt and shorts under a jumper and trousers to be safe. once i wore a jumper and shorts home but literaly packed a pair of trousers to wear just in case. 

    Iv also tried drawing something with 2 hands simultaneously and it was a sucess even though im mainly right handed. iv also writeen with two hands simultaneously. once i put something in Mums hood while shes walking. when she put it up on her head she did find out eventualy not at first though. when i had my tonsolitus before i was diagnosed with it someone had to get some money with me so that i could take a bus cause the car was broken so I wore a exstremely thick and baggy winter coaat with a big thick hood  covers amost all of  my forehead cause its so big and big baggy collars that are so big it covers my mouth help cover my mouth and thick trousers   when it was sunny so no air goes down my throat. 

    we went to get snacks while we were at it soft ones for my throat and i was the only one wearing a thick winter coat and trousers 

    outside when I walked from the house to a place to get money out with the person and inside the  shop most people were wearing either jumpers or tshirts and not coats cause it was warm people looked at me on the way there and in the shop and on the way back but I wasnt bothered people looking at me isnt something that is important to me if people look at me for any reason when I go out. I told the person  taking me  its for self loyalty to protect my throat so the person with me  knew why i was doing it. 

    when i was little I crawled through a cat flap and worried the one who was takng care of me so much she looked around everywhere for me and even phoned Mum and let her know she lost me but eventualy she found out.

    dont know if i should tell people about the banana sword fight. I sword fighted the babysitters son and gave him a banana to take a  bite out of every time. 

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  • in reply to Zo

    You have some great stories.

    I often dress 'incorrectly' for the weather. Like you, this doesn't mean that I have got it wrong for myself.

    For example, even if really sunny and hot, I can't wear shorts or short sleeves because if my legs or arms get cold, they actually hurt and I don't think my blood circulation is good enough.

    I can wear a woolly hat sometimes in summer because if there is any wind, then I get earache.

    People think I am daft. And just like you, I don't care!