Published on 12, July, 2020
I was in a checkout queue and the man in front of me bought £85 of toilet rolls, WTF?
And/Or - he's a driven creative recluse and would love it if people would just leave him be to make his Elmers glue & tissue paper masks in peace and go find something more positive to do with their verbosity.
There will be a huge retrospective at MOMA after this mysterious figure's death which will include a short video, running on a loop. In it two locals, who lived nearby, reminisce of their experiences of him; a store clerk, who will say he was a sweet, quiet old man who always slipped her a small tip, and that she always knew there was something special about him. Then another local will appear who will say simply "WTF".
Urghh Masks, runaway runaway, the monsters are coming!! Sorry masks, puppets, marrionettes and dolls really freak me out. Like if a clown tapped me on the shoulder I'd probably punch it in the face!