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Has anyone said or done things at wrong time like me?

NAS76713

I went to church I was going up for communion. The vicar said to a man just before it was my turn “sorry you lost your father, vicar gave bread and wine, my turn, just at this point I farted, As she gave me bead I couldn’t stop laughing because I farted, I didn’t know what else to do. I couldn’t speak, I just continued to laugh and said thank you. Then went back to my seat.

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  • I have a friend who's a teacher, and she often has stories of things her students have done that were wholly inappropriate (farting features in them a LOT) and she found it really hard not to laugh along with them.  That vicar was probably the same!

  • in reply to Ducky

    Since the conversation has gone this way, one of our two new rescue cats has turned out to be absolutely perfect in every way except one.

    He's personable, sociable, friendly, careful with his claws, "speaks" to you in different tones to express himself, is aesthetically beautiful, and HUGE, is a real "cuddle cat", and totally human house compatible. 

    He did come with a stupid and seemingly inapproapriate name, and whilst we were hunting for a name I did briefly consider "Bhopal" (site of a massive Union Carbide poisonous gaseous pollution release some years back).

    I've never had a farting cat before! It's got the makings of endless amusement over the years, as unsuspecting guests (like my daughter yesterday) let him cosy up to them... 

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  • in reply to Ducky

    Since the conversation has gone this way, one of our two new rescue cats has turned out to be absolutely perfect in every way except one.

    He's personable, sociable, friendly, careful with his claws, "speaks" to you in different tones to express himself, is aesthetically beautiful, and HUGE, is a real "cuddle cat", and totally human house compatible. 

    He did come with a stupid and seemingly inapproapriate name, and whilst we were hunting for a name I did briefly consider "Bhopal" (site of a massive Union Carbide poisonous gaseous pollution release some years back).

    I've never had a farting cat before! It's got the makings of endless amusement over the years, as unsuspecting guests (like my daughter yesterday) let him cosy up to them... 

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