The Jeremies propose banning alcohol, suggest drinking Coca-Cola instead

Jeremy Kyle, Corbyn, Paxman and Clarkson have united to call for a ban on the sale of alcohol. "Everyone should drink Coca-Cola instead," Clarkson was heard to mutter while walking absent-mindedly through the streets of Peckham Rye in his dressing gown this morning.

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