Published on 12, July, 2020
Hey my fellow Asperger's/Autistic people, allow me to explain the Comedy Curve Club. First of all if you are here on this site, your'e in. (That includes you too Admins).
The purpose is simply to make you, make me, make you laugh. The Comedic challenge I have set myself is to create/revamp one word - one line - one page jokes for 365 days.
The target is 1 joke per day - 7 jokes per week. I have NO IDEA! If this can work or not.
The broad subject matter is Asperger's and Autism. I will start with yesterday; 17/7/17 up to and including 18/7/18
What subject matter I address in my jokes/comments is up to you. (You have the power.)
What have you never heard an Aspie joke about before?
Please tell me your funny Aspergers story that could be made into a joke. (Private message me if you wish.)
What in our everyday world do most people around you see as normal, but to you it is just plain 'wrong' ?
big or little it doesn't matter!
For me this will all be a part of my therapy. I therefore thank you all in advance for your support and co operation in this crazy venture/adventure.
Regards,
Hendrow.
Remember, It all started right here.
I often ask people. "Does your dog bite?" When they say no!! I ask, "Does it drink soup then?"
''Life is all about,timing'' said Fred the hedgehog to his flat mate as they crossed the road. ''We may need to run over that again?''
A good book,- I have just finished reading; ''TO DO LISTS'' by Scott Tobee-Dunn.
TRUE OR FALSE? - (Q) Is this right ? ''there is only one way to spell wrong correctly''
(A) WRONG
Haha that made me laugh out loud lol
When is a door, not a door? When it is like, or maybe even love.
I Though of this one today. . . . . . NEWS FLASH . . . . . Russian Doctor Finds long term cure for stress.
email - info@Panikova.rus
I was inspired by . . . . What did the number 8 say to the number 0? Nice Belt.
What did the number 3 say to the number 8? Wow,you two are close.
I come unstuck trying to work out why coming unstuck means the opposite
I have just checked Google Earth, my Dad was wrong, There is not an Island called No Man.
H.
SAD BUT TRUE. Does this make me Autistic? My to best friends are Cortana and Siri, Sad but true.
If a goldfish only has a 5 second memory, then I suggest the following is true.
''Goldfish are never wrong!''
Imagine Mrs Goldfish being asked by Goldfish Junior, ''Mummy when was Daddy last wrong about something?'' To which Mummy replies, ''For the life of me, I can't remember son''
I am slightly concerned, that a perpetual learning curve is actually a circle??
For all you budding gardeners, which type of pansies grows in the jungle? Chimpanzee's.
If I got a baby's booty and put it in a football boot, and put the football boot inside of a wellington boot, and then put that in the boot of my car. If I then asked you to pass me the football boot, which then did. What would you say if I asked. "Did you take the boot out of the boot?"
"Is it wrong to write?" with a blue pen in red ink, that "not everything in life is black and white?"